Howdy Partners and greetings from Camp Bernie where some gosh darn Bandits have stolen all our gold!!
These hooligans have hidden gold all over the stinkin camp, and some of it will be a dreadfully tough to find. I betcha by hook or crook, we'll get it back from them yahoos. Man what a fuss these bandits have caused us here.
Mayor Stu told all the townspeople, rich and poor, that they would need to fetch that gold today at a town meeting held last night. We have gold diggers, cowboys, the chain gang, railroad workers, Native Americans, the sheriffs, cattle ranchers and even some crazy mountain men on the hunt.
All I know, is I will not get it in the neck over this fuss and will most certainly raise taxes if my gold isn't returned. These folks best pony up and get to work!
Yee-haw!
Governor J. Bean
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